ANONYMOUS was born in … let’s leave it at “he was born.” It does not matter who he is. Being a member of America’s most hated profession himself, he is now hiding behind his lawyer’s skirt after having put his politically incorrect thinking on paper. It all started with him being on the “self-improvement” trip. He read all the books, attended all the seminars, and still it did not get him any dates. Eventually it dawned on him that many of those self-help gurus point you in the right direction, but fail to get you any closer to where you really want to be.

All that well-meaning advice, “seek first to understand, then to be understood,” “the law of attraction”, “thoughts become things,” or “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,” gets you neither a date nor friendship. And really, it doesn’t get you more out of life. ANONYMOUS will tell you precisely what he has done to get more of what he wants.

As much as ANONYMOUS wishes that everyone receives such instructions at a young age, the contents are inappropriate for minors, anybody who watches too much TV, or those hoping to find fulfillment by surfing the Internet. Those people will suffer serious detriment if they look at this book. If ANONYMOUS were to reveal his identity, he would be run out of town by peasants with torches and pitchforks.

Here are some of the accolades ANONYMOUS has received:

• “You are to be congratulated on your accomplishments.” Professor John Smithson, Dean, Berkeley University Law School*
• “[W]e were impressed with your qualifications.” Tamira Shafi, United Nations**
• “Your ideas are truly novel and can change a person’s life.” Robert Stevens, Editor, New Circle Publishing Company***

________________________________________________________
* From the rejection letter when Anonymous applied to that law school in the 1970s. The full sentence reads: “You are to be congratulated on your accomplishments, and I hope that you will be admitted at a law school that appreciates your accomplishments.” Name changed to protect privacy.

** From the rejection letter after Anonymous applied for a job there. The full sentence reads: “While we were impressed with your qualifications, after careful consideration we have decided to pursue other options for this
position.” Name changed to protect privacy.

*** From the rejection letter received from a publisher after submitting the script. ANONYMOUS has about 934 similar ones in his archives. Names changed to protect privacy.